====== The Ghast-ly Song ====== * As we were walking down a lane * We met a fellow, most profane * He had … … … * Halitosis * Bad cirrhosis * Strange fibrosis * Deep thrombosis * and necrosis * Ryka killed him, all agog. * We sunk his body in a bog. * - * Another jumped down from the sky * Just as we were walking by * He had … … … * Halitosis * Bad cirrhosis * Strange fibrosis * Deep thrombosis * and necrosis * Lan dispatched him, all agog. * We fed his body to a frog * - * Another came out from the corn * And came for us with raging scorn * He had … … … * Halitosis * Bad cirrhosis * Strange fibrosis * Deep thrombosis * and necrosis * Chuffy shot him, all agog. * We put his body ‘neath a log. * - * As we were looking all around * Another jumped up, and stood his ground * He had … … … * Halitosis * Bad cirrhosis * Strange fibrosis * Deep thrombosis * and necrosis * Raven stabbed him, all agog * There’s even more to catalogue * - * We thought we won, and got them beat * When one burst upwards though the peat * He had … … … * Halitosis * Bad cirrhosis * Strange fibrosis * Deep thrombosis * and necrosis * Able speared him, all agog * There’s even more to catalogue * - * The last one came, a mighty beast * Six foot four, and most obese * He had … … … * Halitosis * Bad cirrhosis * Strange fibrosis * Deep thrombosis * aaaaand bad necrosis * Oktar burned him, all agog. * And now we end this monologue!