As we were walking down a lane
We met a fellow, most profane
He had … … …
Halitosis
Bad cirrhosis
Strange fibrosis
Deep thrombosis
and necrosis
Ryka killed him, all agog.
We sunk his body in a bog.
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Another jumped down from the sky
Just as we were walking by
He had … … …
Halitosis
Bad cirrhosis
Strange fibrosis
Deep thrombosis
and necrosis
Lan dispatched him, all agog.
We fed his body to a frog
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Another came out from the corn
And came for us with raging scorn
He had … … …
Halitosis
Bad cirrhosis
Strange fibrosis
Deep thrombosis
and necrosis
Chuffy shot him, all agog.
We put his body ‘neath a log.
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As we were looking all around
Another jumped up, and stood his ground
He had … … …
Halitosis
Bad cirrhosis
Strange fibrosis
Deep thrombosis
and necrosis
Raven stabbed him, all agog
There’s even more to catalogue
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We thought we won, and got them beat
When one burst upwards though the peat
He had … … …
Halitosis
Bad cirrhosis
Strange fibrosis
Deep thrombosis
and necrosis
Able speared him, all agog
There’s even more to catalogue
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The last one came, a mighty beast
Six foot four, and most obese
He had … … …
Halitosis
Bad cirrhosis
Strange fibrosis
Deep thrombosis
aaaaand bad necrosis
Oktar burned him, all agog.
And now we end this monologue!