An off-the-cuff verse intended to inspire the group in a fight against Trolls and Barbarians.
Berta's Ire
So where is her cake?
Or was that just fake?
You’d better bring some,
and not just the crumb.
That's fit for a queen,
Or at least the dauphine …
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Beware her great ire
with consequence dire
you're playing with fire
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I've warned you once
I've warned you twice
Now you'd better deliver
a generous slice!
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You! You're the one.
to bring her a bun
with Icing that's fun
but not over done!
Caught in an ambush, when we were trying to bluff our way into an evil guild house. The last one dies on Berta's blades just after being blamed personally