Wyn Roth's motivational verses.

Fight!

Oh give me a home
Where the trolls all get thrown
Into the river with great force.
Where barbarians ride
And fight side-by-side
flames licking at trolls and the warhorse.
Home, home on the river
Where the trolls and barbarians play
Where seldom is heard
Any sensible word
As the Roths lead their fellows in swordplay.

An off-the-cuff verse intended to inspire the group in a fight against Trolls and Barbarians. Witha bit of work, the words can (just about) be sung to Home on the Range :)

Berta's Ire

So where is her cake?
Or was that just fake?
You’d better bring some,
and not just the crumb.
That's fit for a queen,
Or at least the dauphine …
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Beware her great ire
with consequence dire
you're playing with fire
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I've warned you once
I've warned you twice
Now you'd better deliver
a generous slice!
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You! You're the one.
to bring her a bun
with Icing that's fun
but not over done!

Off the cuff, when caught in an ambush, as we were tried to bluff our way into an evil guild house. The last one died on Berta's blades, during the final verse.