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====== Wyn Roth's motivational verses. ======

===== Fight! =====

  * Oh give me a home
  * Where the trolls all get thrown
  * Into the river with great force.
  * Where barbarians ride
  * And fight side-by-side
  * flames licking at trolls and the warhorse.
  * Home, home on the river
  * Where the trolls and barbarians play
  * Where seldom is heard
  * Any sensible word
  * As the Roths lead their fellows in swordplay.

An off-the-cuff verse intended to inspire the group in a fight against Trolls and Barbarians.
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===== Berta's Ire =====

  * So where is her cake?
  * Or was that just fake?
  * You’d better bring some,
  * and not just the crumb.
  * That's fit for a queen,
  * Or at least the dauphine …
  * -
  * Beware her great ire
  * with consequence dire
  * you're playing with fire
  * -
  * I've warned you once
  * I've warned you twice
  * Now you'd better deliver
  * a generous slice!
  * -
  * You! You're the one.
  * to bring her a bun
  * with Icing that's fun
  * but not over done!

Caught in an ambush, when we were trying to bluff our way into an evil guild house.  The last one dies on Berta's blades just after being blamed personally