legendarium:poems:the_ghast-ly_song
The Ghast-ly Song
- As we were walking down a lane
- We met a fellow, most profane
- He had … … …
- Halitosis
- Bad cirrhosis
- Strange fibrosis
- Deep thrombosis
- and necrosis
- Ryka killed him, all agog.
- We sunk his body in a bog.
- -
- Another jumped down from the sky
- Just as we were walking by
- He had … … …
- Halitosis
- Bad cirrhosis
- Strange fibrosis
- Deep thrombosis
- and necrosis
- Lan dispatched him, all agog.
- We fed his body to a frog
- -
- Another came out from the corn
- And came for us with raging scorn
- He had … … …
- Halitosis
- Bad cirrhosis
- Strange fibrosis
- Deep thrombosis
- and necrosis
- Chuffy shot him, all agog.
- We put his body ‘neath a log.
- -
- As we were looking all around
- Another jumped up, and stood his ground
- He had … … …
- Halitosis
- Bad cirrhosis
- Strange fibrosis
- Deep thrombosis
- and necrosis
- Raven stabbed him, all agog
- There’s even more to catalogue
- -
- We thought we won, and got them beat
- When one burst upwards though the peat
- He had … … …
- Halitosis
- Bad cirrhosis
- Strange fibrosis
- Deep thrombosis
- and necrosis
- Able speared him, all agog
- There’s even more to catalogue
- -
- The last one came, a mighty beast
- Six foot four, and most obese
- He had … … …
- Halitosis
- Bad cirrhosis
- Strange fibrosis
- Deep thrombosis
- aaaaand bad necrosis
- Oktar burned him, all agog.
- And now we end this monologue!
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