• Oh give me a home
• Where the trolls all get thrown
• Into the river with great force.
• Where barbarians ride
• And fight side-by-side
• flames licking at trolls and the warhorse.
• Home, home on the river
• Where the trolls and barbarians play
• Where seldom is heard
• Any sensible word
• As the Roths lead their fellows in swordplay.

An off-the-cuff verse intended to inspire the group in a fight against Trolls and Barbarians.

• So where is her cake?
• Or was that just fake?
• You’d better bring some,
• and not just the crumb.
• That's fit for a queen,
• Or at least the dauphine …
• -
• Beware her great ire
• with consequence dire
• you're playing with fire
• -
• I've warned you once
• I've warned you twice
• Now you'd better deliver
• a generous slice!

Caught in an ambush, where we we trying to bluff our way into a evil guild house.