by Wyn Roth

• There is a young songstress called Gwen
• Comes into the great Dragon’s Den
• The soul queen of Tusk
• She comes here to busk
• And pick up a silver … or ten.
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• The Mithral Hotel is quite posh
• Big rooms and excellent nosh
• The cellars, extensive
• The prices, expensive
• You’d better have plenty of Dosh
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• Tansy’s is down by the port
• Its clients a much rougher sort
• There’s fishers and sailors
• Dockers and bailers
• And ale that is drunk by the quart.
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• The Nectar serves teamsters and guards
• And all of them terribly hard
• If words are misspoken
• The tables get broken
• Like the glorious halls of Asgard.
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• There’s Corn bars all over the place
• Emblazoned with Henry’s face
• The Golden in Ivory
• The Cob, is less savory
• While the Small Corn's in Domos’ embrace.
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• The Stadium’s bar is quite full,
• The big game is always a pull.
• It’s Kiera’s attraction,
• And packed full of action,
• And wine seems to flow by the jugful.
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• Right out in the bastion at Shrike
• There’s a tavern I think you will like
• The Dragonet’s bar
• Is known near and far
• And more than makes up for the hike.
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• The Sylph has got a small bar
• Though it really isn’t the star
• The girls are all pretty
• The boys, a bit gritty
• And they are the big draw, by far.
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• The Pink Sting will sell you a tot
• The bar staff are all really hot
• With nothing to wear
• Their bodies half bare
• The service will cost you a lot.

Part of an entertainment session in The Dragon's Den, an Inn in the city of Tusk. Each of the bars mentioned is owned by a character (mainly PCs) in the game